JINGLE BELLS

Jingle bells, jingle bells

jingle my new weight

oh what fun I see it run

just a little down the drain

jingle bells, jingle bells

jingle quietly

till I’ve lost, my hips will trust,

just a kind of size or three

trying trousers on

my belly cries out loud

for two holes my belt won

cause I let sherry out

no-one else can see

my hips a lesser tight

but underwear surely agrees

it fits at least tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells

jingle me ahead

so my size still will surprise

the one I’ve never met

jingle bells, jingle bells

jingle me quite thin

so my clothes to be supposed

really to can fit in.

© JELOU